In yet another attempt to convince the world that it still makes phones, Google is reportedly gearing up to launch the Pixel 10 series, which insiders say is “just different enough” to make you forget you bought the Pixel 9 last week.

The Pixel 10 is expected to come with the usual upgrades: a better camera to take even clearer pictures of your lunch, a new chip with a name you’ll pretend to understand (Tensor G4? G5? Does it matter?), and of course, the same groundbreaking feature every phone gets: “improved battery life”—which in Google terms means it might now last until 5 PM.

💸 How Much Will It Cost?

Early reports suggest the base model might start at ₹75,000, which is a great deal if you’re planning to skip rent this month. The Pro Max Ultra XL Overkill version will likely cost over ₹1,00,000—because nothing screams “fiscally responsible” like buying a phone that does the same thing as the one in your pocket but with slightly rounder icons.

📱 New Features Include:

• A camera that can see into the future (or at least guess your mood based on how many selfies you take).
• AI that finally understands your mum’s WhatsApp forwards.
• Pre-installed bugs to keep that authentic Google experience.
• A feature that reminds you every hour that iPhones exist.

👁️ Design: Same but Different

The Pixel 10 will come in three new shades: “Overhyped Gray,” “Influencer Beige,” and “Greenish That’s Totally Not the Same as Last Year’s Green.”

Leaks suggest the phone will retain the beloved camera visor that doubles as a ruler, a mirror, and a controversial fashion statement.

Stay tuned as Google prepares to unveil the Pixel 10 at an event that will definitely include phrases like “AI-powered productivity,” “reimagined simplicity,” and “the most personal Pixel yet”—followed by an awkward demo crash and a reminder that it still doesn’t officially launch in half the countries that care.

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