🎬 Neha Dhupia Reviews Priyanka Chopra’s Film, Declares “Strong Women Are Sexy,” World Politely Nods for 89th Time

In a moment of national importance, Neha Dhupia—who is still figuring out what her IMDb login is—has publicly reviewed Priyanka Chopra’s new film Heads of State. Her verdict? Priyanka is “a force to reckon with,” “nothing sexier than a strong woman,” and possibly a Marvel superhero at this point.

Social media collectively paused their scroll to ask: “Wait
 Neha Dhupia is now a film critic?”

đŸŽ„ Heads of State: Plot? Who Cares, Priyanka’s in It

While no one seems entirely sure what Heads of State is about (some say politics, others say it’s an undercover ad for fancy suits), everyone agrees that Priyanka Chopra is glowing—most likely due to good lighting, good genes, and a good PR team.

Neha Dhupia, Bollywood’s unofficial hype woman and ambassador of supportive Instagram captions, took to social media with the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered Canva. She called Priyanka “powerful,” “unapologetic,” and “a global icon”—words usually reserved for UN speeches or BeyoncĂ© documentaries.

đŸ“± Social Media Reacts: Mildly Confused but Supportive

Reactions ranged from “Yes queen 👑” to “What movie is this?” to “Is this the same Neha from Roadies?”

One user commented: “Just waiting for the day Bollywood women support each other without hashtags and ring lights.”

Another wrote: “Not sure who’s acting in this film—Priyanka, Idris Elba, or Neha’s adjectives.”

🧠 Analysis: What Does This Really Mean?

Experts say this is part of a larger trend where celebrities compliment each other online in public displays of admiration, also known as the “Mutual Validation Economy.” The goal? Viral comments, safe headlines, and the possibility of being invited to the next branded yacht party.

Meanwhile, Priyanka has yet to respond, likely because she’s too busy producing three shows, launching a tequila brand, hosting a podcast, starring in an action film, and still somehow having time for a skincare tutorial.


Disclaimer:
This piece is satirical and intended for entertainment purposes only. We respect both Neha Dhupia and Priyanka Chopra for their talent, achievements, and social media game. Please laugh responsibly. 😄

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