In a moment of national importance, Neha Dhupiaâwho is still figuring out what her IMDb login isâhas publicly reviewed Priyanka Chopraâs new film Heads of State. Her verdict? Priyanka is âa force to reckon with,â ânothing sexier than a strong woman,â and possibly a Marvel superhero at this point.
Social media collectively paused their scroll to ask: âWait⊠Neha Dhupia is now a film critic?â
đ„ Heads of State: Plot? Who Cares, Priyankaâs in It
While no one seems entirely sure what Heads of State is about (some say politics, others say it’s an undercover ad for fancy suits), everyone agrees that Priyanka Chopra is glowingâmost likely due to good lighting, good genes, and a good PR team.
Neha Dhupia, Bollywoodâs unofficial hype woman and ambassador of supportive Instagram captions, took to social media with the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered Canva. She called Priyanka âpowerful,â âunapologetic,â and âa global iconââwords usually reserved for UN speeches or BeyoncĂ© documentaries.
đ± Social Media Reacts: Mildly Confused but Supportive
Reactions ranged from âYes queen đâ to âWhat movie is this?â to âIs this the same Neha from Roadies?â
One user commented: âJust waiting for the day Bollywood women support each other without hashtags and ring lights.â
Another wrote: âNot sure whoâs acting in this filmâPriyanka, Idris Elba, or Nehaâs adjectives.â
đ§ Analysis: What Does This Really Mean?
Experts say this is part of a larger trend where celebrities compliment each other online in public displays of admiration, also known as the âMutual Validation Economy.â The goal? Viral comments, safe headlines, and the possibility of being invited to the next branded yacht party.
Meanwhile, Priyanka has yet to respond, likely because sheâs too busy producing three shows, launching a tequila brand, hosting a podcast, starring in an action film, and still somehow having time for a skincare tutorial.
Disclaimer:
This piece is satirical and intended for entertainment purposes only. We respect both Neha Dhupia and Priyanka Chopra for their talent, achievements, and social media game. Please laugh responsibly. đ

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